I Am Mary

reddiemercury:

Do you ever choke on your own spit and feel like natural selection is trying to tell you something

dionthesocialist:

You love a teacher when they’re hiding your children from a crazed gunman in Newtown and getting shot while protecting them. You adore educators when they’re using their body to shield your kids from a falling wall in the middle of a tornado in Oklahoma.

But let that teacher have the nerve to ask for job security or reasonable pay or a manageable workload and all of a sudden we’re lazy union thugs.

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

ennui-enjoyment:

that one day, I will be able to wear a bra that actually fits. 

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

purpleblimp:

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

mrscalypsojackson:

I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING 

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not

bewbin:

bewbin:

at first i thought it was porn

then i dug deeper

at this point im scared to go any further

i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF