I Am Mary

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:13:21 -0400

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'

Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

tedonik: 0rdinarykid: I forgot to cat Decided to dog.

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:12:33 -0400

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:56:38 -0400

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much that they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetahs comfortable enough to:
A. Get laid and
B. Not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetahs their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:52:48 -0400

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Fri, 03 May 2013 19:25:51 -0400

abifailshamesbury: no wonder this fucking cats name is lucifer

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:25:07 -0400

abifailshamesbury:

no wonder this fucking cats name is lucifer

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Fri, 03 May 2013 19:23:17 -0400

I never understood why some guys are inclined to think less of a girl if she sleeps with him "easily."

Thu, 02 May 2013 18:07:34 -0400

lunamuerte:

wehidebehindstars:

Like…

She’s not the only one doing the sex.

You are also doing the sex.

YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX.

HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO.

YES
YES
YES
YES

Bahahahahahahahhaha

Thu, 02 May 2013 16:03:15 -0400

Bahahahahahahahhaha

ryandonato: via

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:10:20 -0400

ryandonato:

via

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Thu, 02 May 2013 09:05:23 -0400

skydark: jumblejo: oldfilmsflicker: The best of The Mayhem...

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:04:46 -0400

skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

Marry me.

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Wed, 01 May 2013 20:04:54 -0400

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Wed, 01 May 2013 20:04:19 -0400

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Wed, 01 May 2013 20:04:07 -0400

nottodaymegatron: andrewpresents: Justin Timberlake x Daft...

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:00:46 -0400

nottodaymegatron:

andrewpresents:

Justin Timberlake x Daft Punk | ‘Lucky Suit & Tie’ (MASHUP)

i just sat here for a minute waiting for it to kick in and when it did i was all

“ooooooOOOOOOOHHH FUUUUUUCK”

a haiku about most of my pencils

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:57:52 -0400

jaclcfrost:

a second ago

had you a second ago

what the fucking shit

satnin: Elvis and Priscilla marry, May 1, 1967. The press...

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:53:43 -0400

satnin:

Elvis and Priscilla marry, May 1, 1967.

The press conference was going well and we were more at ease. His good looks, charisma and quick wit captivated the reporters, just as it did his audiences, his colleagues on a movie set, and his friends and fans; Elvis was being Elvis. —Priscilla Presley

flowerfield: ianbrooks: Wearable Organic Senior Fashions by...

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:49:27 -0400

Senior Finnish Fashions by Riitta Ikonen & Karoline Hjorth / posted by ianbrooks.me

Senior Finnish Fashions by Riitta Ikonen & Karoline Hjorth / posted by ianbrooks.me

Senior Finnish Fashions by Riitta Ikonen & Karoline Hjorth / posted by ianbrooks.me

Senior Finnish Fashions by Riitta Ikonen & Karoline Hjorth / posted by ianbrooks.me

Senior Finnish Fashions by Riitta Ikonen & Karoline Hjorth / posted by ianbrooks.me

Senior Finnish Fashions by Riitta Ikonen & Karoline Hjorth / posted by ianbrooks.me

Senior Finnish Fashions by Riitta Ikonen & Karoline Hjorth / posted by ianbrooks.me

Senior Finnish Fashions by Riitta Ikonen & Karoline Hjorth / posted by ianbrooks.me

Senior Finnish Fashions by Riitta Ikonen & Karoline Hjorth / posted by ianbrooks.me

Senior Finnish Fashions by Riitta Ikonen & Karoline Hjorth / posted by ianbrooks.me

flowerfield:

ianbrooks:

Wearable Organic Senior Fashions by Riitta Ikonen and Karoline Hjorth

Inspired by Norwegian folklore, “Eyes as Big As Plates” is a series depicting their neighborly Finnish elders festooned in the organic materials of their homeland, each an enigmatic but equally endearing character that has sprung to life from the old world fables. You can check out their show at the Recess in Red Hook in Brooklyn, NY through April 26, 2013.

Artists: Website (via: Visual News / Booooooom)

so. freakin. good.

bubblejam: The incredibly intricate and captivating custom...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:26:03 -0400

bubblejam:

The incredibly intricate and captivating custom animal sculptures by Creatures From El, Ellen June.